I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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