I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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