He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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