So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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