i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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