This is not my ceiling
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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