You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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