I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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