Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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