yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you would pick up someone in the library
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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