i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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