Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Still dying that you shit outside
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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