We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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