this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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