Who wears a wallet chain?!
In America we eat man semen.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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