I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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