Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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