i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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