We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Randomize