I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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