why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Enjoy the penises
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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