Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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