Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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