This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear