he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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