I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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