Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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