there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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