I want to make a zoo with you.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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