Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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