is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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