lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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