So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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