wat bout pragnant strippers??
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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