We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
