I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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