The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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