I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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