I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
wanna go halves on a baby?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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