I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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