Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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