I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
BRING THE BAGELS
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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