So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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