Its about making memories worth repressing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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