I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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