I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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