There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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