just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
