Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
pray to the hookup gods
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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