no you cant smoke seaweed
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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