guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Duck Duck Cougar?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sober January is a disaster.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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