I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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