Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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